I was born in Boston in 1972. 

In 1973, I decided
to study French and so moved to France, bringing my parents
with me. I lived in Bures-sur-Yvette (RER B) until 1977 
studying playtime activities at l'Ecole Maternelle. 
I then moved to Paris and focused more on gym, "red-light-green-light-1-2-3"
(there known as "Un-Deux-Trois-Soleil"), English, French and math at l'Ecole 
d'Aujourd'hui.

I moved back to the States in 1980, spending a year in Boulder,
Colorado (Flatirons Elementary School) before finally moving 
permanently to New York City.
Starting with Flatirons, my math was set back for about 4 years
(3rd grade math in France = 7th grade math in the States).
I was somehow able to survive junior high at the United Nations
International School (a far less tolerant society
than its model, the nearby UN) and in 1986 fled to
Stuyvesant High School, a safe-haven for pro-learning students.

I left my parents and my cat, Kitty, in 1990 to attend college
in central New Jersey (Exit 9 for you Jerseyites).
There I met my wife, Mia.
After getting a BA in math, I moved to Stanford and somehow received
my PhD in math in 1999 despite everyone else dropping out to become soon-to-be
IRS-wanted dot-com paper-millionaires.

Missing New Jersey, I returned to visit the Institute for Advanced Study
for a year. There I was able to relearn my cold-weather survival
techniques in preparation for a three-year stint 
at the arctic University of Michigan in Ann Arbor.
Just to make sure I absolutely did not miss the not-too-hot,
not-too-cold, never-humid casual Bay Area atmosphere,
I checked out the Berkeley/Oakland area for the academic 2003-2004 
year visiting MiSeRI. 
Sure enough, concluding that I needed sweltering summers
and freezing winters, I made my final move to the 
comparably arctic University of
Massachusetts in Amherst, not too far from where I was born.

I retired from the department in 2036 and 
switched focus from mathematics to politics.
On a whim, I won my first election, becoming the 49th president of the
United States. After serving the near maximum of 5 consecutive terms,
I felt too beholden to the corporations that had financed my campaigns
and so again sought out a career change...